I wish i was in the wii world.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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