Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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