with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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