yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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