Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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