no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
What a dumb baby whore.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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