Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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