You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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