dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Text me some of your sweat
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