she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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