Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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