his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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