Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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