You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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