do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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