I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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