He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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