Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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