He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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