quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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