your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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