How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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