you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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