Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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