Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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