I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
