what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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