THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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