If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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