I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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