my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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