i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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