so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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