it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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