They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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