I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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