i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize
