No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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