I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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