Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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