i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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