the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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