This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I love you.
Bad choice
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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