are you still at the devil's house?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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