who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Operation Purity has been aborted
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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