While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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