She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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