Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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