So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He kissed a someone with a penis
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I need to align my fucking chakras
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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