so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
