He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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