Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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