Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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